Question?

To the genius who did his reading: Thank you! Here’s a gold star. Shall I stick it on your forehead? Or your breast pocket like a sacrifice-recognition war medal? Perhaps get I ACHIEVE emblazoned across your proud chest?

Thank you for asking that question! I don’t know the answer, but the professor does! Let’s pause this lecture three minutes. Four hundred people would love to wait! Better – they’d love to hear your voice! Asking such intelligent things! That are only tangentially relevant to the topic at hand! Oh how we respect you now—behold, what a brain!

Cry, boy! Cry.