Dialing 1, 2, 3.
Buzz buzz buzz buzz
Beep.
Operator: Operator.
Caller: I’d like to be transferred to Mr. Richard Tratham please.
Operator: Are you holding any radioactive or potentially hazardous substances?
Caller: No.
Operator: Understand that we are not responsible for the loss of any clothing, accessory, or jewelry components. In the event that part of your entity is damaged or somehow altered in the transference, please see a--
Caller: --Yes, I know the drill.
Operator: Please hold.
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Error: Transferrence incomplete.
Operator: Sir?
Operator: Sir? Oh no, Maureen, get the nuclear positron zapnaf. We have another one.
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tight as muffins and banana bread
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