Cindy likes Mike who likes Sarah who’s going out with Jake. But one weekend, Jake got super drunk and hooked up with someone. Cindy showed up on Monday with a hickey, so Sarah started freaking out. So then Andy told Mike to go in for the kill, but Mike didn’t feel like that was right. And meanwhile, everyone was talking about Cindy’s mystery boy and the resultant love bite. Mike started thinking maybe Cindy was pretty hot. Sarah still wasn’t talking to Jake, but on Tuesday he brought her flowers and she kissed him.
They all failed chemistry. Even Andy.
oh lord this is sublime
ReplyDeleteI cant' live in this world. I'd go crazy.
ReplyDeletehahaha. god to think this is what i would have heard all day long had i rushed a sorority
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