The Ferry

            All right people, keep it moving, this ain’t that complicated! One two and through you go! Three four let’s fit some more! That’s right! Plenty of room for everyone on board! Not like my family’s life! No room for me there! Just file to the back of the ferry, ladies and gentlemen, and we’ll get ‘er started in no time! No time at all! My dad has no time for me anymore! Hahaha! Sir, ma’am, sir, sir, sir, ma’am, welcome to the Tillimook! Everyone on board? Welcome to the straight of Juan de Fuca! Goodbye land! Take us somewhere, Captain!