Thursday, February 5, 2009

Dear Daddy Hitler

Oh the false dictatorship of the naively domineering parent.
Sort of adorably disgusting. The would-be oppressor bent over his desk 1,000 miles away, mapping his daughter’s study schedule, exercise routine, social encounters. Enforcing his decrees with the iron fist of finance.
I will take away your credit card.
Your car.
Your tuition.

Get. A life.

Oh dear mother. If you only knew.
Your darling daughter. Up to say play tennis with the girls and paint lovely nails and shmooze with the gentry and study study study those books.

Haha what a joke. Your daughter’s a rebel. She has you completely fooled. The situation is pathetic. If you only knew.

1 comment:

  1. rebel much?

    love this.

    your writing is so bitter it dries out my mouth

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