Come ON!

All I wanna do is write, this computer crap is crampin my style all I wanna do is get down some precious thoughts before they vanish into the aether but the file wont open the power won’t turn on the program won’t run my keys stick the lights are broken my mac has a virus and those are rarer than shiny pokemon cards my power cord doesn’t reach the wall my screen’s too glary but fuck all I wanna do is write, man, when did my world shift to require electricity to write? Gimme blood and papyrus I’m gonna write.