X-Rated Nursery Rhymes

Hickory dickory dock the mouse ran up his cock

He gave a scream, there went the dream

And his beautiful lady just gawked.

All around her mulberry bush

His monkey chased the weasel

The monkey thought all ‘twas done

Pop! Goes the weasel.

Birds of a feather flock together,

Since we all drink lots of wine

Chaps and chicks will have their choice

And then they’ll all do a line.

The maimer in the well

The maimer in the well

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The maimer went to jail.

Hot cross buns!

One a penny, two a penny

And for free.