The Targets Include Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee

Yesterday I woke up, had news with coffee, and saw a sad story up in Washington state. A man walked into a coffee shop and shot four police officers.
This morning, I’m overwhelmed with accusations. People from across the country are blaming me for this cold-blooded murder! It seems that the prime suspect in the case, the man who is still armed and at large, is a man I granted clemency a decade ago. He was sixteen when he committed his first felonies and twenty-nine when he pleaded for mercy. How could I not offer him a second chance?