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You’re only a day early! Tear off that next paper window and eat the little chocolate. Feel the soft sensation of warm sin trickle down your throat. You’ve stolen! And you’ve stolen from yourself. You mightn’t go to Hell today, perhaps not even tomorrow, but soon, you will go to Hell.

The advent calendar knows what you’ve done. Santa knows what you’ve done. And God knows what you’ve done. You’re a greedy shitbag kid with morons for parents and drug money for a role-model, who’re never going to achieve more success that flunking high school in ninth grade. Eat me.