Like: fresh OJ, my neighbor’s dog, my wedding ring, my Buckeyes cap, pancakes with sausage, 7 card stud, my wife’s perfume, Sundays, turning on the barbeque for the first time in the spring, bowling, Wild Turkey, the Cincinnati Enquirer, “Knute Rockne, All American,” stick shift.
Dislike: Hollywood and Las Vegas, pot smokers, lawyers and accountants, people who smile too much, liars, people on welfare, shoveling snow, Mondays, my daughter’s boyfriend, radio DJ’s, riding on airplanes, crooks, crappy beer, people who ask what time it is, vodka, gas prices, errands.
Undecided: mowing the lawn, cell phones, hot dogs, golf, water parks.
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