Watermelonsaurus for sale! Come and get one! They’re still youngsters, so come and get ‘em! Oh, be careful there sir, they like to be stroked, along the stripes! Would you like one, sir? Only $10! It’s a great price for a watermelonsaurus! And if you get this little one now, you can get this baby guavasaurus for just $5! They’re a bit more aggressive yes, but very good guard dinofruits. Hm? Well the watermelonsauruses are definitely not water-broken, but they respond well to discipline. Two, you say? Well of course! And here’s your guavasaurus. Ouch, I told you he bites.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Watermelonsaurus for sale
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this is splendiferous! All except the "water-broken" line, which is gross because it sounds like giving birth
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