What Hiccups are

Hiccups are attempts of an inner demon to get out of your body.

Hiccups are silly.

Hiccups are the body’s way of gobbling (much like a turkey does), but is not evolutionarily advantageous because of the harshness of the human gobbling.

Hiccups are powerful modes of thrust and pure untamed kinetic energy.

Hiccups are high-pitched squeaks of distress.

Hiccups are high-pitched squeaks of glee.

Hiccups are diaphragm irritations.

Hiccups are for everyone..

Hiccups are stamped out by a douse of warm milk followed by a shot of balsamic vinegar.

Hiccups are just air rushing through your body in every direction.