The blogosphere is buzzing about a hot new product for the DVD-minded consumer. Never before seen in America, I’d like to present to you the TechRite DVD Rewinder.
Tired of spending money on shitty products that you don’t need? Well take one more lap around the track before you quit. The TechRite DVD Rewinder almost fits inside a Christmas stocking!
Collecting things you don’t ever use is the truest sign of a luxurious lifestyle. The TechRite DVD Rewinder will look perfect next to your lava lamp, that silly hat you have, those silly sunglasses you have, and your library card.
Dammit I knew I forgot something on my Christmas List!
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