Scott Wynder

Attention United Airlines flight 132 passenger Scott Wynder: please report to terminal A13 for boarding.

Attention Scott Wynder: please immediately report to terminal A13. The plane is waiting for you.

Scott Wynder: please come to the terminal or we will take off without you.

Scott: your plane just took off without you.

Hey Scott: please just come. We didn’t actually take off without you. Please come.

Scott, man, what the hell man?

Asshole, we’re getting serious. We can’t wait all day.

Hi Scott. Sorry for calling you that. Can you at least call and let us know that you’re ok?