Killing The Apathy

“Hey Grams, you act pretty depressable sometimes. Why don’t you commit suicide?”
“Ex-cuse me?”
“Not that I don’t love you and want you around, it’s just I noticed that I’m kind of flat-lining on my emotions lately. Something needs to bust me out of this torpor, and it would devastate me if you died.”
“Well Charliebopkins, maybe you should kill someone. Regret is a very powerful emotion and you’ll have plenty of time to experience it in jail.”
“Hmm, I hadn’t thought of that. You might be onto something Grams.”
“You may even fall in love while you are incarcerated.”