Take Me To The Queen Ant

            I want to walk up to an ant hole and be scared out of my mind. I want the worker ant to tower over me, to grab me in his pincers and to drag me through a maze of sandy tunnels while the other ants cheer in consternation. Let me be thrown before the queen ant, and let her yell, Take his head off! He is the one we have been looking for for eight years! He is the one who destroyed my hill and made me wander for hours on the surface! Take me there, I will confess everything.