Pleasure Chemical!

            The new Coca-Cola! Kids everywhere are going out together and getting injections of the Pleasure Chemical! Extracted by scientists from dolphins, the new substance is pumped into the bloodstream using a tiny needle. Pleasure Chemical diners are popping up everywhere; kids will sit for hours “getting happy” and then go spinning out into the streets to have good times. Competitors are already following suit: Fun Hormone, Happiness, and Forever Bubbly are just a few of the new refreshments. Parents love Pleasure Chemical, they see their kids after “getting happy” and wonder what happened to their sulky, dejected kids. Pleasure Chemical!