4/3/09 Recipe for Nubcake

2 cups of flour

½ cup rolled oats

1 cup of light brown sugar

½ cup of salt

1 tsp baking powder

3 tbsp Worcestershire sauce

5 cups nubs

Chooblets to garnish.

Preheat the oven to 300 degrees Fahrenheit.

Mix all in large bowl.

*Take care with the nubs. They can be delicate and easily insulted. It is recommended to wear safety goggles in the event of unpredictable violence.

Slop into shapes that vaguely resemble cakes onto a greased baking sheet.

Bake for 30– 60 minutes depending on size and nubcakiness desired.

Serve lukewarm or chuck at an unsuspecting passerby.