Rule 41a: Proper Verb Use When Referencing Stolen Fruit

I scooped a grapefruit.
I snatched an apple.
I snagged a pear.
I pinched a grape.
I pilfered a blueberry.
I clasped a kiwi.
I abducted a raspberry.
I swiped an orange.
I captured a mango.
I gripped a pineapple.
I freed a cantaloupe.
I diverted a papaya.
I snitched a blackberry.
I heisted a banana.
I yanked a cherry.
I pirated a lime.
I lifted a plum.
I repossessed a lemon.
I purloined a peach.
I knocked a coconut.
I lifted a watermelon.
I embezzled a guava.
I palmed a date.
I jacked a honeydew.
I grabbed a fig.