Some of these things happened, some didn't

One time I went to the beach with some friends, lay down on the beach, got all sandy, wiped it off, went to go play volleyball, came back and sat down, talked for a bit, laughed a lot, got more sand in my pants, didn’t bother to wipe it off, took some pictures, told some stories, looked at the water and joked about large bodies of water, read a little bit, ate some pita chips and hummus, and drank some tequila from the flask I wasn’t allowed to bring into the concert the night before. Overall it was pretty good.