Derek

If Derek were an animal, he’d be starfish. He has always known this about himself. Derek likes getting ready in the morning. It’s one of his favourite things to do, and this is good because he gets to do it every day. He enjoys being awoken by the shrill alarm clock, taking a hot shower, buttering two pieces of cinnamon raisin toast, and he particularly likes flicking his wrist back to check if he’ll be late. Derek’s nice, but he can be stubborn about certain things—like his morning routine. He is very proficient at both Tetris and at using chopsticks.