Something Has Gone Drastically Wrong

Something has gone drastically wrong.
Did you leave a can of soda in the freezer again?
No, man, it’s bad.
Well, what happened?
I can’t tell you about it yet.
Why not?
Just, never mind, I’ll tell you about it later.
Is the body not deposed of yet? Come on man, you’ve known me long enough; I don’t work for the cops.
No just don’t worry about it.
You really did kill someone didn’t you? Was it Alice?
No, man! Forget about it.
What happened? I’ll have to assume you murdered Alice unless you tell me something different.
Never mind.