3/28/09 Addict

I’m not really into drugs. Heroin, cocaine, LSD, weed, whatever that’s just not for me. But fine white granules, or in a cute pink and white capsule ready for the taking, or in a glowing mercury-red syrup, viscous enough to rival magma…oh man, I can’t resist those. Theraflu, Benadryl, Nyquil, any of those sleepy time flu-cold-cough medicines. They put me out just right, and it has frankly gotten to the point where I’ve been banned from my local drugstore because of an incident involving the last bottle of Nyquil and a seven-year-old girl with the flu. Damn kids.