Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Different Voices, or Those Damn Hooligans

(Shrill):
Are they back again?
They never learn!
They never learn!
I’ll teach them a lesson!
For the millionth time!
I’ll teach them!


(Sweet):
Oh dear.
Oh deary.
Oh golly.
They’re at it again.
They sure are.
Golly!
You’d sure think they’d learn.


(Dusty):
Aw shit.
They’re comin’ back.
They’re always comin’ back.
Goddamn it.
I teach ‘em a lesson every time.
Still ain’t learned a thing.


(Sighing):
Well they’re back.
Doing it again.
I’m so sick of it.
Always doing it here.
Maaaannnn.
What am I going to do?


(Gutteral):
They doin’ it again.
Mu’fuckers.
I’ma kick they ass.

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