A turkey gator: a strange hybrid turkey with scales, a long snout and sharp teeth. It still gobbles.
A flying squirrel vampire preys on unfallen acorns.
A hot dog rolled in steak is fried in cheese and eaten.
Spamsicles.
Dust bunnies and monsters in the closest copulate and form one giant dust bunny monster.
Taxi hummers can get through any kind of traffic.
Ghost sheep. Actually countable in sleep.
A jello pillow.
Fork fingertips. Never need cutlery again, but may poke people accidentally.
Bra pockets. They hold coins too!
A bird with a flat beak. Oh wait, that’s a duck.
IT STILL GOBBLES! love it! also, jello pillow. my god that sounds lovely
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