Powerpoint and The Matrix

The world would be a more exciting place if bullet points catalysed bullet time.

A philosophy lecture would be punctuated not by extended periods of abstract reasoning, but by extended seconds that screamed past as the lecturer dodged clammy spitballs in slow motion.

Each mediocre group presentation would be a foray into the realm of the absurd – as each new point hits the projector screen, the class would be flung into retardation. In this blobbery, relaxed state movement is feeble and inconsidered. Havoc is wreaked before the next slide hits the screen.

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