An Abbr. Wrld.

R. Smith opned his BIW and tried to look for sth to wear, but since he hdn’t done lndry in 2 wks, the only clthes he had were NSFW. He donned on his least offnsve pants and walkd dwn the St. to the MUNI STA. He caught the 8:34 one, and wndred if he’d make it on time to the off. As the train car swivled a bit, a fem. bmped into him. They shared an awk. mnt. for a sec, bef. trning awy and blshing smltnsly. He hesitated, but dcded to GFI.

“ASL?”

“32. Fem (duh). NOMA.”

“Coffee?”

“K!”