Halloweened

On Halloween night, Ana turned into a Bible. She didn’t realize that the change was permanent until the next morning, when she woke up on a sweaty couch unable to move. The inspiration for her costume had come from her inexhaustible store of atheism, and she had prepared all kinds of derogatory puns to tell her friends at the parties. She lay on the couch in the unfamiliar room wondering what to do. Eventually someone picked her up, and his fingers flipping through her tickled. She wanted to ask him what he thought as he read, but she couldn’t talk.