Sunday, October 25, 2009

On The Kitchen Bulletin Board At Stacy’s Asian Cuisine

Squirrel farts.
Blueberry nostril face.
Huge nugget vapid legislature.
Disturbed monopodular hippopotamal disenfranchisement.

Acorn poo.
Strawberry weenus visage.
Vast gem-like empty laws.
Removed single-celled bufalloal eviction.

Noodle squishier than Tuesday’s. Might be the water. No salt this time. Sidenote: garnish with cherry?

Table 9 has wobbly leg. Call Brian to fix. If he charges more than ten dollars give him kiss and a no.

Cheryl, movie Thursday? Yes, dummy.

Health Inspector Soon: Wash Your Hands Frequently! Hair In Nets!

Roger – the regular at table 7 – vowed he’d never return if we made the soup that sweet again. Less sugar.

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