Some get super powers, I get...

I was walking down the street one day when a truck carrying toxic waste swerved to avoid hitting another car. It toppled over like bulky cartons of milk. Except they were metal. And they hurt. Glug glug glug, toxic waste spilling all over me. Except I didn’t die. I woke up in the hospital. An anomally, I heard the doctors murmur. I tried to prop myself on my elbows, but instead of feeling the sterile hospital sheets under them, they thrust up into the air. I was all of a sudden aware of my body. And my head…was on backwards.