The key got stuck in the deadbolt after the door was open and when I couldn’t get it out it was the last straw, I was so close to being back in my house. SOL. Scream Out Loud.
I left the door swinging and reread the letter in my pocket. My friend’s handwriting from Africa, all about entire villages sprawling dead. I nosedived into the couch. COL. Cry Out Loud.
My girlfriend had told me she had to leave me, she wasn’t sure why, well maybe now I could be free to chase Beyonce. LOL. Hah. No. What a day.
oh god so many things going on here. gives internet lingo a whole new meaning.
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