Chill Out, Dude

“Hey dude, we should probably get going soon.”
“Yeah, I just need to get my jacket, hold your horses.”
“The horses aren’t rearing to go, it’s fine go get your jacket.”
“Whoa, what’s with all the hostility?”
“What? I’m totally calm. What are you talking about?”
“There’s really no need to raise your voice. Just chill out.”
“I’m completely chill. Will you please just go get your jacket already?”
“You don’t sound chill.”
“Goddamnit—“
“See! Profanity! You are so not chill.”
“SHUT UP and go get your jacket!”
“Okay, okay. Sheesh. Have you considered anger management?”
“Well, I will now.”