She sprayed EndBac compulsively. If it could kill germs, it could do anything. Kill bugs, kill odors, deodorize armpits, clean sheets, the lot. EndBac was sanitization in a can. She thought.
But then she started getting welts all over her body. Her hair turned orange. Then she turned into a tiger. Wrong. She did not turn into a tiger. That would be stupid and pointless. But the EndBac did bleach her hair and burn her skin.
So she went to the doctor and told her what happened. Yes, it was a female doctor. Then the doctor turned into a unicorn.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
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damn unicorn twist at the end...didn't see it coming!
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