Insert Cause Here

I’m gonna dance for 98 hours straight until I have to hold my eyelids open with toothpicks!
I’m gonna run fifty miles until my legs give out, I fall and I shave my kneecaps on the asphalt!
I’m gonna strut my stuff down the runway until the spray tan and five layers of makeup disintegrate my skin!
I’m gonna eat as many burgers and milkshakes as I can in four hours while trying super hard to suppress my gag reflex!
It’s gonna suck!
But remember, everything is for charity!
And if you support my cause, it’ll all be worth it!