Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Self Control

Classic trail mix contains salted nuts (usually peanuts and almonds, and cashews(ew)), raisins, and M&Ms. The way to eat trail mix is to take it piece by piece. Peanut, M&M, raisin, almond, raisin, M&M. Never eat two of the same in a row. Another way is to take a sample of each—a little bit of peanut, a little bit of M&M, and a little bit of raisin. Completely balanced and delicious. The perfect ratio of nutty, rich, and fruity.

Ah, screw it. I’m just going to eat all the M&M’s and leave the nuts and raisins for some poor sucker.

4 comments:

  1. Are you serious? You've got it completely wrong both times. Oh well, I like the nuts best anyway.

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  2. Oh I do, too in reality. That's why I wrote about the opposites :)

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  3. Ahhh you are tricky we are not hiking together unless we have separate baggies of trail mix.

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  4. Well that depends. If you like cashews, we'd make a perfect pair.

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