Friday, May 22, 2009

The Coughing Song

Cough, cough, cough. Hacky hack, hack

I feel like gnomes are playing hacky sack

I tell them to stop pounding my back

Cough, cough, cough, hacky hack, hack

But they’re deep in my lungs, those porous sacks

And I can’t ignore the tickle, like the hair of a yak

Cough, cough, cough. Hacky hack, hack

Wow I’m a pro, I’ve really got a knack

It comes with practice, a training track

Cough, cough, cough. Hacky, hack, hack

But this phlegm kinda sucks, I’m feeling a lack

Bring on the meds, gimme the whole pack

Cough, cough, cough. Hacky, hack, hack.

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