Just One Of Those Conversations

“You’re frivolous, the way you wear your pants so low.”

“You’re ludicrous.”

“You’re welcome.”

“I never said thank you.”

“I didn’t think you did. In fact I’d be surprised if you did.”

“And that is exactly why I did not. Hold on, we’re going in circles right now.”

“Once again, not surprising.”

“Are you expecting me to say these things?”

“Perhaps.”

“Is there no way I can surprise you?”
”Oh you surprise me in more ways than you know.”

“But not with what I say?”

“Well...Not really. You say the things I expect.”

“Monkey! Handlebar! Styrofoam! Kilts! Confucius! Noodle! Crybaby! Flavor!”