Thursday, November 5, 2009

Wanted: Best Friend

Looking for a best friend replacement.

Desired Qualities (heavily recommended, but not necessary if you feel you can bring more to the table):

Doesn’t talk too much

Has hair that doesn’t thwack people in the face

Makes jokes that are actually funny

Knows how to repair pants that he/she has borrowed, worn, and ripped

Likes to do things I do sometimes

Knows how to care for plants without killing them

No flaking on commitments

Likes cheese (this is the one deal breaker)

Won’t eat my food without me looking

Hasn’t murdered anyone and doesn’t plan to

Isn't Frank David Smith.

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