Jet Setters; Or, The Successful Man

Men who blame little things on others rather than embarrass themselves.
Men who breathe loudly when they read books about business.
Men who wake up in a bad mood every morning.
Men who pay more attention to their cell phone’s mood than their wife’s.
Men who order too much food and eat half of it.
Men who have one tone of voice.
Men who finger the pages of travel magazines for their wife’s sake.
Men who have an opinion on everything.
Men who say one thing and do another.
Men who have the power to enact change in the world.