Shakes on a Plane

“I’ve never flown on a plane before.”

“Oh really? It’s fun.”

“Is it scary?”

“No, it’s kinda fun.”

“I’m scared.”

“You can hold my hand.”

“OK.”

“We’re going to take off soon.”

“Oh Jesus. Why is the plane moving?”

“We’re going to take off soon.”

“Oh Jesus. Oh Lord.”

“How’re you doing?”

“Oh Jesus.”

“Hey look, we’re already in the air.”

“Is this really happening?”

“It’s happening. You can keep holding my hand.”

“OK.”

“What’re those bags for?”

“Sometimes people get sick and throw up in them.”

She closes her eyes and puts her head back. “This is some bullshit.”