Sunday, November 29, 2009

Hobo Cigarette

Hunt around bus stops and by park benches and on sidewalks outside of clubs and under barstools and in ashtrays outside of offices. After long enough, you’ll find enough cigarette butts. Like fresh snowflakes, each one has its own irregularly smushed and wrinkled shape.

Unwrap each one, one by one, and collect the few remaining flakes of unused tobacco. It adds up quicker than you think.

Get some rolling papers. These are cheaper than dirt and sold at your local gas station or convenience store.

Roll your gathered tobacco flakes into their happy new home.

Enjoy yourself. You deserve it.

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