Thursday, March 12, 2009

Wanted

Looking for roommate for two bedroom flat with a great view. Female, preferably in late 20’s to mid-30’s. Clean and at least somewhat organized. Organized clutter OK as long as it stays in your bedroom. Hygenic and health-conscious, preferably vegetarian. Must have own underwear and own toothbrush. Must be willing to use toilet seat covers every time. No foot or inanimate object fetishes. Pets and relatives allowed only during the solstice. Must be comfortable with my guests/clients at any time of day. Must be comfortable with loud music. Heavy sleepers are very welcome. If interested, please contact number listed.

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