See

One day Alice woke up and her eyes were on the ends of her index fingers. She touched her face and where normal eyes are, there was just skin, as smooth and continuous as flowing sub-Saharan dunes. She could see everything more or less normally, but her vision flew around all over the place when she moved her hands. Walking in a straight line was challenging because when she swung her arms her whole world flipped up and bucked.

She got toothpaste in her eye when brushing her teeth.

When she grew up she became a military field surgeon.