Story

Johnny Pop ate all the cherries he could
Till one day he could eat no more.
He looked to the left and he looked to the right
And saw pips on the floor.

Thousands of peach coloured pips lying there;
He sighed with deep relief.
For his Mum had just died and his Dad’d passed away,
And he’d finally drowned his grief.

Just out the door and over the hill
Was a land that he called home
So he left that slum on the vast cherry fields
And kicked down the garden gnome.

Upon his return he became incontinent. Fin.