You!
Me?
Yes!
What?
Your fly has come undone.
You shouted at me from across the room and then walked over to tell me that my fly has come undone.
Yes.
Who are you?
Patrick.
Okay, Patrick…do I know you?
Yes.
From where?
From across the room. Remember? We met when I told you your fly was undone.
Are you insane?
Still is, by the way.
What?
Undone. Your fly, that is.
There. Consider it done.
You're welcome.
Uh, I didn’t say thank you.
Geez, what a rotten friend you are!
I’m not your friend!
And you never will be!
sooooo good
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