Read This Poem And See What Happens

Whoa.

What if the things you read went through your digestive tract like food.

So you actually shat out what you read.

I bet Camus would make you constipated.

I bet Gabriel García Márquez would make your poo green and turn into little dragons.

What if you read what you wrote, what would happen?

Chuck Palahniuk would be some crazy shit.

In fact, I think maybe that’s how I’ll start looking in the toilet bowl from now on.

Especially in public restrooms.

He’s been reading the For Dummies... series, he’s had a little too much Apostle Paul.

It makes sense.