I don’t like carrots.
What are you, a five-year-old?
No! Well, if you must know, I just don’t like the way you make them.
What’s wrong with how I make them?
They’re too sweet.
That’s because they’re carrots.
Look, I don’t really want to get into it, let’s just—
No, let’s get into it. I can’t believe I’ve been cooking carrots all these years and you haven’t said anything until now! Do you have any idea how many carrots you’ve wasted?
Hey, hey, calm down. It’s only carrots!
It’s not only the carrots.
Wait, what are we talking about then?
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