Re: Letter To The Editor

Dear Charlene:
 
Your letter impressed me mightily. Who would have expected such force of vigilance from such a young girl? You are quite right to be concerned with Mr. Abrams’ use uncited factoids in his article on the daily plight of the homeless. However, your proposed course of action – namely, to fire the reporter – is reactionary and unwarranted. As an editor, my first responsibility is to protect my writers. I do not often reply personally, and if you try to attack Mr. Abrams’ work again, I can assure you that your letter will be ignored.
 
Yours,
 Judd Biaso