“It’s all ‘one shot, two shot, three shot, more’ with you, Colleen.”
“Mom, just because I like to have fun doesn’t mean I’m a party animal.”
“I’m sending you to boot camp.”
“What? That’s just stupid!”
“You need to learn some values young lady.”
“You’re serious. You were drunk last night, too!”
“I’m a grown adult. And it was your brother’s wedding. Mother-in-laws are allowed to get tipsy.”
“Mom, you grabbed the microphone from the band and started singing ‘Emotions.’”
“You’re going to church school.”
“You dedicated the song to the ‘flipping newlyweds,’”
“Just go to your room, Colleen.”
woO! jesus!
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