Hypocartical

“Hi.”

“I gotta get gas, is that okay?

“Sheesh, again?.”

“Why so snarky?”
“Well, maybe if you stop driving such a gas guzzler, you wouldn’t have to fill up every other day.”

“Hey, that’s not fair. Not everyone can get a fancy new hybrid plug-in whatever thing.”

“Yeah, but—wait, don’t pull in here, this place is really expensive.”

“Fine, where should I go?”

“Just go down the street. Look, I just think--Turn left here. Oh no that place is closed.”

“There’s another place further down. I don’t need your judgment. I’ve been driving—“

“This one’s even more expensive! Keep driving.”